Fashion is my 'Frenemy'

Red high heels do very little for her reputation

Fashion is my life. But don't take it for granted. One day, your outfit can be your best friend. The next day, it can be your worst enemy. Or worse yet, your frenemy.

So you could call me and fashion 'frenemies.' As long as she doesn't bite me in the butt, I am good.

Be kind to fashion. Fashion is like a cat. If you pet it softly, it purrs. But if you start to poke on its tummy, it will claw you.

Here is how you and fashion can be best friends, because you really don't want to be frenemies. That would be like watching the movie Mean Girls over a million times. I know, it never gets old, right?

The only good thing about a frenemy is that she will not leave you alone. She needs your money, she wants you to buy her another fashion accessory. She'll be there to bail you out, then make fun of you.

Don't Let Fashion Share Your Secret, Gold-Digger

Wrong. If fashion tells the world you are a gold-digger, than it has shared your secret with the world. That's right. Fashion has gossiped about you to that man you were wanting to date. Instead of coming off like a gold-digger, perhaps you should add a nice leopard print faux fur. I don't advocate real furs, but faux furs are a woman's best friend.

Now, always accessorize with a small purse. One you can carry in the palm of your hand. Black goes with anything. Don't pick out that gaudy one with the bedazzler beads on it. Tacky!

Ladies, please wear the right shoes. If you wear those ruby red slippers, you will look like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. I warned you. It doesn't do anything for your fashion.

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Image Credit: Flickr Creative Commons; by Black Photo Studios